Coffee Crime: Shockwave ‘Energy’ Coffee

In all fairness, I haven’t actually tried this, but after hearing an ad that I thought must be a mistake, I did some investigation. Speedway really is selling a coffee called ‘Shockwave Energy Coffee‘. I can’t tell you what it is exactly since they aren’t copping to it on their website, but I can’t figure out what it could be other than double strength brewed coffee or something.

It really isn’t unusual for gas stations to perpetrate crimes against coffee. Consider a typical gas station Cappuccino’ which is basically hot cocoa with some instant coffee sprinkled in. However, this goes beyond just a crime against coffee, but to the popular energy drink market as well. Have you ever seen an energy drink that was hot? Poured from a carafe?

I’d love to know what is in this stuff out of sheer curiosity, but I am not willing to try it to find out.

1 comment for “Coffee Crime: Shockwave ‘Energy’ Coffee

  1. joe
    November 10, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    all i want to know is where i can buy it? i want shockwave coffee for my house! so if anyone knows please tell me, where i can buy it.